How Celsius Turned the Alani Nu Acquisition Into a Cash Machine

Last Thursday, Celsius Holdings reported Q4 and full-year 2025 results, and they were a blockbuster. Full-year revenue surged +86%, with Q4 alone up an eye-popping +117%. Investors rewarded the print immediately: Celsius stock popped +10% at the open, capping a +105% run over the past twelve months. The catalyst behind this acceleration? Celsius's deliberate evolution from a single brand into a scaled brand platform. At CAGNY a few weeks ago, they laid it out in a single slide. [...]

Battle Of The Celebrity-Backed $1B Acquisitions

Last week, e.l.f. Beauty released unusually detailed financials around their acquisition of Hailey Bieber's Rhode beauty brand. Why is a beverage newsletter talking about skincare? Two reasons: The similarities to Casamigos are striking, both brands were ~3 years old at acquisition, and both sold for nearly identical amounts ($700-800M upfront + earnouts totaling $1B) [...]

How Sazerac Became The #1 Spirits Supplier in the U.S.

Last week, we reported that Sazerac had acquired Western Son Vodka, a Texas-based distillery known for its 10x distilled, gluten-free vodka made from 100% American corn. What many don’t realize: Sazerac is now the largest spirits company in the U.S. by volume. Privately owned, the company keeps a low profile, but its growth tells a bold story. [...]

The Churn In Cannabis Beverages

Given the rapid regulatory oscillation in Texas around Delta-9, we thought it would be interesting to examine one of the biggest opportunities today with Delta-9 beverages: improving repeat purchase rates and reducing brand churn. Right now, repeat purchase rates are... well, let's say they're a work in progress. They're trending up, but only about a third of what we see in the top energy drink or bev-alc brands. U [...]

The World Cup's Expected Impact on Beer

Will the 2026 World Cup Actually Sell More Beer? (Spoiler: It's Complicated) People seem to think the World Cup is going to send beer sales through the roof. Not so fast my friend. We decided to actually check what has happened historically. Here's what we did: We dug into two recent World Cups of note: [...]